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Free, Blonde And 21
Want something for nothing? Join the club.

They say that that the best things in life are free.

If you believe that hoary old chestnut, you're probably also on talking terms with the tooth fairy...

When was the last time you managed to score a free hit of cocaine off your friendly neighbourhood drug dealer? Has the local pub ever offered you a free bottle of Scotch? And as for love and fresh air - hey, don't get us started ;-)

The unhappy truth is that there really is no such thing as a free lunch - even on the Internet, that so-called mecca for free stuff. Hell, even USA.NET, our former poster boy for powerful and flexible email services, has decided to go the we-serve-only-if-you-pay route [more on this a little further down].

But it's not all doom and gloom in cyberspace - and so, we decided to put our noses to the ground for this time's report and point you to the coolest free services on the Web. We're not sure why we're doing this - perhaps it's a subconscious fear of being the *only* truly cool free service on this planet. Or perhaps it's just that we're really, really bored. Or even [shock shock horror horror] that we want to enhance your Internet experience.

Why does it matter? So long as you enjoy it, find it useful and send it to five million friends, we're happy...and if your friends are young, female and attractive, so much the better [our operators are standing by!] ;-)

As always, we've only reviewed those sites that meet our exacting standards of quality and reliability - so if it ain't here, it probably ain't worth visiting! ;-)

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